Turd-Of-The-Week's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Soft Taco!]

Funny.

Well...
Graphics. 7 I liked your style, but yet felt like theres something missing.
Music. 10, the background loop was awesome
sound. 10 very, clear.
humor, 9, very funny, although I thought he was gonna choke on the taco
Violence, none
style,6 not all that different.

Last thought, I think this deserves front page, good job.

[Gaybar : faggets]

I voted 5.

It was just plain...random!

F4Gg0T responds:

no he just says gay things

[Dad's Home]

Classic

I'm not sure if it deserves top 10, but it does deserve top 500!

Graphics, Not clean, but not ugly.
Style, Just random....
Sound, Clear
Violence, Good enough
Interactivity, a few buttons, whoa
Humor, lots of it here!

No good graphics, but the humor makes up for that...

[Speed Gaycer]

I have heard this voice...but from somewhere else

Great job.... And yes I did vote a high score

Graphics, there not yours but thats no different from sprites...
Style, You sure did make a point about sprites and I took into mind when I voted on this.
Sound, All Clear!
Violence, was there any?
Interactivity, There was a play button....
Humor,....WIN!!!!

TomaMoto responds:

I'm flattered and yes, you may have heard my voice in other flashes. I'm glad that there are several reviewers that can take this at face value and enjoy the fun. Hopefully if this works out, I won't need such a gay disclaimer at the beginning of my next fandub.

[Furry Random Stuffs 3]

Great job!

Graphics: So many different characters and designs made the score what it is...you should be happy!!!
Style: So many to review but I'll just do an overview. The style is actually not different from other front page hits.No matter what its still a clean style..
Sound: crystal clear and no having to replay the scene to actually hear the character!
Violence: not too bad or too good!
Interactivity: Scene select, Play button it this flash has all the features a basic menu needs...
Humor: Just out of the blue fucking funny!! Great job!
Overall: Above good but under awesome!

My final thoughts: I cannot wait to read the "you suxurs at flash!" the KK leave!

Sonucais responds:

Blue... Fucking... Bunny?...

[A day at Scoopie's]

It'll make it through the portal!

Well it was Ok but next time....maybe...give more detail into his wait? Like maybe his number(If it was on the cartoon it should have been maybe a close up on the ticket?)..My thoughts...It'll pass...

[Knee Deep in Death 2]

Excellent Job!

I like the flash-backs to tell about the character before they became a zombie...The Great style and talent you have will put this on front Page!

Graphics- 100% Excellent
Style- actually...this style is not very different..but none-the-less still kicks ass!
Sound- All clear!!
Violence-....10!
Interactivity-well its not a game so...3
Humor- none

danomano65 responds:

haha i love it when ppl list out the stats. thank you!

[:: Squirrel Songs IV ::]

The same old jokes...nothing new...no redesign...

..Have you ever thoughten " well hmm seems like a lot of people are a little tired with my cartoon! Maybe I should re approach it with a new look and sound?" Nothing ever changes with your cartoons....7 squirrel songs...Jesus can't you come up with a story line instead of having foamy bitch about things? Maybe a redesign, a new approach, and new...well...everything will make this all go away....I bet your fans will most likely mark this "Abusive and rude to the author!"

[Fox and Crow MKII]

Excellent Job!

Overview: animation a little bumpy and slow at times but that does not hurt the flash enough to bring the score down!

Graphics: Very clean, although the animation is not....
Style: Not too different but it still has a a little difference from other cartoons!
Sound: excellent
Violence: None at all really!
Interactivity: Hey a button!
Humor: Not really none in there!

[Smash Hit]

I'll give it a big 0!

Lets see why!

Graphics:
At least you shaded but to begin they were square...
Style:
Blocky with no look of texture, just lines and straight shaded area
Sound:
Most likely the highest rated thing on your shit...er...noobish flash
Violence
wow....a punch in the face!
Interactivity:
Yea 1 button
Humor:
not even close

Overall:
the lack of texture really brought your score down....